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Oh pineapple, you are so fine
with your spiky leaves
that are so sublime -
they are the bees knees.
Oh pineapple, nestled among
soldier straight spikes,
sharp across the tongue
and not unlike dykes.
Oh pineapple, with tessellated
patches adorning your skin,
how long I have waited
to act out my sin.
Oh pineapple, you truly are
the only thing that I lack
I wish you'd stayed in my car
but the health authorities took you back.
with your spiky leaves
that are so sublime -
they are the bees knees.
Oh pineapple, nestled among
soldier straight spikes,
sharp across the tongue
and not unlike dykes.
Oh pineapple, with tessellated
patches adorning your skin,
how long I have waited
to act out my sin.
Oh pineapple, you truly are
the only thing that I lack
I wish you'd stayed in my car
but the health authorities took you back.
. Thanks maties, you're doing the world of pineapples justice.Comments165
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Did you know that it's only the English which we call 'pineapples' - and that pretty much everyone else in the world calls them 'ananas'? 
See the chart here: i.imgur.com/7C1wmuq.jpg
See the chart here: i.imgur.com/7C1wmuq.jpg
